{"id":28297,"date":"2016-05-11T20:20:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T19:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/?p=28297"},"modified":"2016-10-15T17:58:20","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T16:58:20","slug":"weltweit-drehen-immer-mehr-leute-im-schweinsgalopp-durch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/?p=28297","title":{"rendered":"Weltweit drehen immer mehr Leute im Schweinsgalopp durch &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>und den kleinen allt\u00e4glichen Terror vor der eigenen Haust\u00fcr verbuchen hiesige Plebse schon lange als unbedeutend&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>\u21d3<\/strong> Jene Notiz fand ich in der BZ <strong>\u21d3<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-28299\" src=\"http:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4-150x118.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9744\u00e4\" width=\"150\" height=\"118\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4-1024x810.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4-624x493.jpg 624w, https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_9744\u00e4.jpg 1207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eine wesentlich witzigere Sache habe ich mal wieder im Netz weggefunden. Wer nun \u00fcber sich ein monotones Ger\u00e4usch vernimmt, dies kommt von einer Bartwickelmaschine!<\/p>\n<p><strong><i>Joke That&#8217;ll Get You Arrested<\/i><\/strong><br \/>\n<i>Don&#8217;t say that I didn&#8217;t warn you:<\/i><br \/>\n<i>If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train&#8230; <\/i><br \/>\n<i>1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.<br \/>\n2. Remove your laptop.<br \/>\n3. Boot it.<br \/>\n4. Make sure the person who won\u2019t leave you alone can see the screen.<br \/>\n5. Open your email client to this message.<br \/>\n6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.<br \/>\n7. Then hit this link: <\/i><a title=\"The Cleverest\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf\">The Cleverest<\/a><br \/>\n<i><strong>If you try it, post what happened in comments.<\/strong> <\/i><br \/>\n&#8211; Gesehen bei <a title=\"Schneier on Security \" href=\"https:\/\/www.schneier.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/05\/joke_thatll_get_1.html\"><i>Schneier on Security <\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>und den kleinen allt\u00e4glichen Terror vor der eigenen Haust\u00fcr verbuchen hiesige Plebse schon lange als unbedeutend&#8230; \u21d3 Jene Notiz fand ich in der BZ \u21d3 Eine wesentlich witzigere Sache habe ich mal wieder im Netz weggefunden. Wer nun \u00fcber sich ein monotones Ger\u00e4usch vernimmt, dies kommt von einer Bartwickelmaschine! Joke That&#8217;ll Get You Arrested Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemeines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28297"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28855,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28297\/revisions\/28855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zonenklaus.de\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}